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TheApe Army

The Ape Army: the JUST APE IT community, its seven rules, and the official accounts. No fake engagement, no bought quotes, no invented members.

There is no product to use and nothing to stake. The only thing to do here is make something, post it, and tell someone else to stop waiting. That is the whole job.

Thinking about starting the company?Thinking about posting the video?Thinking about asking her out?Thinking about booking the trip?Thinking about quitting the job you complain about every Sunday night?Thinking about shipping the side project you've described to four people?Thinking about applying even though you only match six of the ten bullets?Thinking about finally doing the thing you've talked about for three years?Thinking about the large fries?

01Rules

Seven rules.

  1. 01

    Don't be a dick.

    Covers roughly ninety percent of situations without further clarification.

  2. 02

    Memes > arguments.

    Nobody in the history of the internet has been argued into liking something.

  3. 03

    No fake engagement.

    No bought followers, no engagement pods, no bot replies. It fools nobody and it costs the only thing that matters here.

  4. 04

    No fake promises.

    Do not tell anyone what this will be worth. You do not know. Neither does anyone else.

  5. 05

    Nobody knows what happens next.

    Including the founder. Especially the person in your replies with a price target.

  6. 06

    Make something.

    A meme, a video, a business, a bad drawing. Anything that did not exist this morning.

  7. 07

    When in doubt — just ape it.

    This is rule seven because you should have read the first six before acting on it.

02The wall

The Ape Wallis open.

There is no product to use and nothing to stake. The only thing to do here is make something, post it, and tell someone else to stop waiting. That is the whole job.

So there is a wall for it. Anyone can put a story on it no account, no wallet, nothing to buy. Started a business, quit the job, posted the video, tried something stupid and failed loudly. All of it counts.

Every story is read by a human before it goes up. Nothing is invented and nothing is seeded.

Go to the Ape Wall
The JUST APE IT mascot sitting on a gold throne holding cash, flanked by money bags.

Pictured: what the wall looks like in his head

03Join

Two doors.

One is for announcements and everything people are posting. The other is where the actual conversation happens. There is no third door and anyone who sends you one is not us.

Stop waitingStop askingStop overthinkingJust ape it

Last section. Obviously.

You’ve thoughtabout itlong enough.

Stop thinking. Start doing.

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